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Heck Freezes Over

Heck Freezes Over
OUTER DARKNESS, NEVADA – Faced with rising fuel costs due to the proposed Cap and Trade legislation, Heck, Inc. (stock symbol: H3LL) announced today that it would be forced to implement rolling-brownouts of its blast furnaces starting this week.

The news comes at an inopportune time for the Kingdom of Chaos, which is also struggling with....   Read the Story...

 
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