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Elephants in the Fridge

Q:  How do you know there have been elephants in the fridge?
A:  Footprints in the butter.

Q:  Why do elephants paint their ears yellow?
A:  That's not paint, its butter.

Q:  How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
A:  1. Open Door. 2. Insert Elephant. 3. Close Door.

Q:  How can you tell if there are 2 elephants in the refrigerator?
A:  You can't shut the door!

Q:  How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
A:  1. Open Door. 2. Remove Elephant. 3. Insert Giraffe. 3. Close Door.

Q:  The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A:  The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

Q:  How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
A:  You can hear the fridge scream "OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO."

Q:  How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
A:  You can't, silly. There is only one Tarzan!

Q:  How do you get 4 elephants into a Volkswagen?
A:  2 in the front and 2 in the back.

Q:  How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
A:  There's a VW parked outside it.

Q:  What did the fifth elephant in the VW discover?
A:  The sun roof.

Q:  Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A:  The fridge isn't large enough to hold them all.



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