Going to Jump
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and
said, "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
He said, "Like what?"
I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"
He said, "Religious."
I said, "Me too! What religion?"
He said, "Mormon."
I said, "Me too! Raised in the church, or convert?"
He said, "Raised in the church."
I said, "Me too! Where are you from?"
He said, "Provo!"
I said, "Wow! Me too! Where did you go to college? Utah or BYU?"
He said, "Utah."
So I pushed him off.
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