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Going to Jump

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he said.

I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

He said, "Like what?"

I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"

He said, "Religious."

I said, "Me too! What religion?"

He said, "Mormon."

I said, "Me too! Raised in the church, or convert?"

He said, "Raised in the church."

I said, "Me too! Where are you from?"

He said, "Provo!"

I said, "Wow! Me too! Where did you go to college? Utah or BYU?"

He said, "Utah."

So I pushed him off.

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