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The Dead Goldfish and the Obnoxious Neighbor

Little eight-year-old Sally was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. This kid was always good for a laugh. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you doing there, Sally?"

"My goldfish died," Sally sobbed, "and I've just buried him."

The obnoxious neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a little Goldfish, don't you think?"

Sally patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

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