Boxes of Chocolates
A young man went in to a candy store and asked for a large box of chocolates, a medium-sized box of chocolates, and a small box of chocolates.
Surprised by the request, the store owner asked the young man what he was going to do with the chocolates.
"Well," said the young man, "I have a date tonight with a beautiful girl, and depending on how it goes I am going to give her a box of chocolates. If she holds my hand, I will give her the small box. If she holds my hand and hugs me goodnight, I will give her the medium-sized box. If she holds my hand and gives me a hug and a kiss goodnight, I will give her the large box."
The store owner replied, "It sounds like a strange system, but all right."
That night, the young man went to the girl's house to pick her up. After he met her parents, he said, "Let's begin by reading some scriptures."
The girl was a bit surprised, but agreed to the request.
After the scriptures, the young man said, "Now, let's have a word of prayer."
Again, the girl was surprised, but agreed to the request.
As they were driving away, the girls said, "I had no idea you were so religious."
The young man responded, "I had no idea your dad owned a candy store."
- Submitted by: Heather (from a devotional address she heard)
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