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I Have Five Little Fingers

I have five little fingers on one little hand.
I have six on the other; I don't understand.
During all the long hours till daylight is through,
I have one little finger with nothing to do!

The real song is:
I have two little hands folded snuggly and tight.
They are tiny and weak, yet they know what is right.
During all the long hours till daylight is though
There are plenty indeed for my two hands to do.

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