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Poison Problem

A man in the ward goes to see his bishop and says, "Bishop, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The bishop asks, "What's wrong?"

The man replies, "My wife is poisoning me."

The bishop, a bit surprised, asks, "How can that be?"

The brother then pleads, "I'm telling you - I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"

The bishop then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

The next day the bishop calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife on the phone yesterday for over three hours. You want my advice?"

The man anxiously answers, "Yes."

"Take the poison," says the bishop.

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