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Marriage Proposal Rejections

Top 10 Marriage Proposal Rejection Lines for BYU Coeds

10.  I'm waiting for a missionary (old one, but still works).
9.  I just put in my mission papers.
8.  My salary won't support both of us.
7.  Being single gives my mother something to live for.
6.  I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
5.  I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
4.  I'm waiting until I get to be your age to get married.
3.  I have 3 more proposals to go to reach 100.
2.  Is this a test of my faith?
1.  Ha!

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