Marriage Proposal Rejections
Top 10 Marriage Proposal Rejection Lines for BYU Coeds
10. I'm waiting for a missionary (old one, but still works).
9. I just put in my mission papers.
8. My salary won't support both of us.
7. Being single gives my mother something to live for.
6. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
5. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
4. I'm waiting until I get to be your age to get married.
3. I have 3 more proposals to go to reach 100.
2. Is this a test of my faith?
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