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Painted Toenails

Q:  Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A:  So they can hide in cherry trees.

Q:  Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A:  Works, doesn't it?

Q:  Why do elephants paint their toenails red, blue, green, orange, yellow, and brown?
A:  So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.

Q:  How did the pygmie break his back?
A:  He tried to carry a bag of M&Ms home from the store.

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