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J. Golden Kimball's Addiction

J. Golden Kimball reportedly had an addiction to coffee. One time he was traveling with two of the Brethren when they stopped at a restaurant for refreshment.

J. Golden promptly ordered his usual, and one of the brethren leaned forward and whispered, "Why, Brother Kimball, I'd rather commit adultery than drink that cup of coffee."

Brother Kimball replied, "H-ll, who wouldn't!"

- Editors Note: Although listed in the true stories section, this account is unconfirmed and may be an urban legend.

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