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Open Mouth, Insert Foot

A student was sitting at her desk with her feet stretched far out in the aisle. She was also noisily chewing gum.

The annoyed teacher called out, "Mary!"

"Yes?" responded the student.

"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in."

- Adapted from a joke in the New York Observer as quoted by The Juvenile Instuctor (an early Deseret Sunday School Union Magazine), September, 1909

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