Help Yourself
The home teachers were visiting an elderly widow in the ward. As they are visiting, one of the home teachers notices a bowl of peanuts on the coffee table and asks if she wouldn't mind if he had a few. Of course, the elderly widow encourages them both to have some.
Nearing the end of their visit, one of the home teachers realizes that they have eaten all of the peanuts. He says to her, "I'm sorry but we didn't mean to eat all of your peanuts."
She replies, "That's ok. I can't eat them anyway. Ever since I got my dentures, I've only been able to suck the chocolate off them."
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