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Multiple Births

There were three Mormon men in a hospital waiting room, waiting to become first time fathers.

A nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations. You're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I play for the Minnesota Twins.”

A second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations. You're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third father suddenly gets up, races to a window and jumps out.

A third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?"

One of the other fathers said, "Oh he just jumped out the window.”

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven-Up!"



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