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The Bible as Written by BYU Students

Top 10 Ways the Bible Would Have Been Different if Written by BYU Students

10.  Loaves and fishes replaced by pizza and chips.
9.  Ten commandments were actually only five, but because they were double-spaced and written in a large font, they looked like ten.
8.  Forbidden fruit was eaten because it was the only thing not prepared by BYU Catering.
7.  Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's Emails to the Romans.
6.  Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
5.  End of the world will happen not at Armageddon, but at the Testing Center.
4.  Reason why Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years: He was a freshman looking for the HFAC.
3.  Tower of Babel located off-campus at the MTC.
2.  Extra commandment added: Thou shalt not walk on the grass.
1.  Instead of creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, it was put off until the night before it was due and then created during an all-nighter.

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