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The Hereafter

The bishop told an eighty-year-old widow in the ward that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to “the hereafter.” She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”

“Oh, really?” said the bishop. “That is very wise.”

“It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’

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