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Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Bishop Say

Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Bishop Say

10.  Before you go any further, I'd better close the door.
9.  This particular class has had six teachers in the last three months. However, we feel inspired to call YOU as their teacher.
8.  We just received a phone call from Church headquarters that I need to discuss with you.
7.  Wait'll I tell my counselors about this one!
6.  We have a General Authority visiting this Sunday and we'd like to ask you to be the main speaker in Sacrament Meeting.
5.  Last week, when I told the Ward Council what your problems were, they had a suggestion.
4.  During tithing settlement: You only make this much?
3.  We would like you and your family to store grain for the next 7 years.
2.  Just a minute - I think there is something about your situation in the Handbook.

And the number one thing you don't want to hear your bishop say is...


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