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U of U Hunters

Two University of Utah students decide to go deer-hunting. One of the students suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other student pulls out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The student's voice comes back on the line. He says, "OK, now what?"

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