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Things Overhead on Noah’s Ark

Top Ten Things Things Overhead on Noah’s Ark

10.  Did anyone bring a couple of umbrellas?
9.  Hey, there are more than two flies in here.
8.  Wasn't someone supposed to put two shovels on board?
7.  Help! I need some Pepto for the elephants, QUICK!
6.  OK, who's the wise-guy who brought the mosquitoes on board?
5.  Don't make me pull this ark over and come back there!
4.  No Ham, you cannot eat the Pig!
3.  And whatever you do, DO NOT pull this plug out.
2.  Nice doggie!

And the number one thing overhead on the Ark is...

1.  Are we there yet?

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