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Heavenly Sentinel

It was the custom for the Heavenly Sentinel to ask newly arriving guests to state something important they had done in their lives.

One man said that he was driving along when he spotted a motorcycle gang pummeling a girl. He stopped and ran over, yanking a nose ring out of the gang leader and said, "Stop this instant or there will be serious consequences."

The gang then began closing around him and he warned them again to stop or there would be serious consequences.

The Sentinel remarked that his act was remarkable, and asked, "When did this happen?"

The man replied, "About three minutes ago."

- Submitted by:  Noel Duerden, Indpls IN

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