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Nobody Asked to Speak

The new bishop had not yet called an executive secretary. The first week, right before Sacrament meeting, he remembered that nobody had been asked to give talks that day, so he got up and gave a talk he had prepared as a missionary.

The next week, the same thing happened, so he used the same talk again.

This went on week after week. Finally, the entire ward council went to the stake president and complained that the new bishop had used the same talk 4 times in a row.

The stake president asked what the talk was about.

Everyone thought and thought - they scratched their heads and hemmed and hawed - but they really couldn't remember.

The stake president said, "Let him use it one more time."

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