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Unbearably Long Talk

It was high councilor Sunday and the assigned high councilor gave a talk that was unbearably long, even by high councilor standards. The bishop decided he had to take some kind of action, so he said, "That was a very long talk."

"Well," responded the high councilor, "I didn’t have my watch, so I couldn’t check the time while I was talking."

"Ah," said the bishop, "but you did have your day planner, and it has a calendar."

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