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A Utah farmer died and went to be judged. Unfortunately, he had more debits than credits, so we all know where he went.

Shortly after he arrived, the devil noticed that he was way too comfortable. The devil went and said to the farmer "Aren't you hot?"

The farmer responded "This is great, this is just like working in the fields in June."

This didn't make the devil very happy, so he went to the thermostat and turned it up a lot. When he walked by the farmer though, he was still enjoying himself.

The devil asked, "Aren't you hot?"

The farmer replied, "No, this is just like working in the silo with my friends in August."

Now the devil was getting really mad, but he got smart. Instead of turning the temperature up, he turned it the other way. Sweat turned to frost, everything was so cold.

When the devil walked by the farmer he was jumping up and down shouting, "The Jazz won the playoffs, The Jazz won the Playoffs!"

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