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The Boy's Dog

Two missionaries out tracting were greeted by a young boy and a huge dog. One of the elders asks, "Does your dog bite?"

"No," replies the boy. So the elder reaches out to pet the dog, and the dog promptly takes a big bite out of his hand. The elder immediately uses every "Mormon cussword" he knows and then says, "I thought your dog doesn't bite!"

"He doesn't," replies the boy, "that's not my dog!"

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