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The Watermelon Patch

The bishop of a ward in Southern Utah liked to grow watermelons. One year, his patch of watermelons was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some of the young men in the ward who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.

After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that would scare the young men away. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next night, the young men showed up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."

The boys ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the bishop's sign. When the bishop awoke the next morning, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"

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