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The Phone Call

The Pope gets a phone call. His secretary answers and listens for a few moments. He looks at the Pope and says, “Pope, the Man upstairs is on the line. He wants to speak with you. It seems that there is good news and bad news.”

“Well, what is it?” the Pope asks.

“The good news is that that the Second Coming is happening very soon.”

“That’s wonderful!! What’s the bad news!?!”

“He’s calling from Salt Lake.”

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