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Baseball Fans

Two friends, Matt and John were ex-baseball players and devoted baseball fans. They went to at least 50 games a year and during the offseason, they discussed baseball history and debated obscure baseball trivia.

They even debated whether there would be baseball in Heaven. They decided to make a pact that whoever died first would come back and tell the other if there was.

One summer night, Matt died of a heart attack while watching the Yankees get defeated in the World Series.

A few nights later, his buddy John awoke to the sound of Matt's voice from beyond.

"Matt, is that you?" John asked.

"Of course it's me," Matt replied.

"This is unbelievable!" John exclaimed. "So tell me, is there baseball in heaven?"

"Well I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Tell me the good news first."

"Well, the good news is that, yes, there is baseball in heaven, John."

"Oh, that is wonderful! So what could possibly be the bad news?"

"You're pitching tomorrow night."

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