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Horseback Riding

The other day, the bishop decided to try horseback riding even though he had never tried it before. He got on the horse and began riding at a slow pace. Eventually the horse got faster and faster until the bishop wasn't able to hold on. All of a sudden he felt himself slipping from the saddle.

In desperation, the bishop decided to jump and try to save himself. So he jumped, but his foot got caught in the saddle stirrup and he was helplessly pulled behind the horse with his head banging on the ground.

The bishop was nearly unconscious when, fortunately, he was rescued by Fred, the WalMart greeter, who unplugged the horse.

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