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Multi-Religion Gathering

At the start of a recent multi-religion gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on Fire!!!"

- The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"
- The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed.
- The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.
- The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.
- The Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.
- The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.
- The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"
- The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengence of God!"
- The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.
- The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.
- The Presbyterians appointed a chairperson, who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.
- The Unity Students proclaimed the fire had no power over them.
- The secretary grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.
- The Mormons arrived ten minutes late to the meeting, and so missed the fire completely.

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