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Going to the Celestial Kingdom

The bishop walks into a ward in Spanish Fork, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"

The man said, "I do bishop."

The bishop said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the Bishop asked the second man, "Do you want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"

"Certainly, bishop," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the bishop.

Then the bishop walked up to Brother Smith and said, "Do you want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"

Brother Smith said, "No, I don't."

The bishop said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"

Brother Smith said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

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