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The End is Near

The bishop and his counselors were fishing by the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!," and showed it to each passing car.

Apparently one car that passed didn't appreciate the sign. The people in the car rolled down their window, shouted "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!," and then continued down the road.

A few seconds later the bishopric heard a big splash. They looked at each other for a moment and then the first counselor said....."You think we should just put up a sign that says: 'Bridge Out' instead?"

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