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Tour of Heaven

A man dies and goes to heaven. He is being shown around by Saint Peter, and they come upon a group of people who are dressed in white, and engaged in deep conversation.

He asks his tour guide, "Who are those people?" and he is told, "Those are the Baptists."

The man says he didn't think there would be "any of those up here" and Saitn Peter says, "Actually, we have quite a few."

This happens again, for Catholics, Presbyterians, Christian Science, etc, plus many non-Christian religions.

Finally they get to a group of people dressed in white who, instead of talking, are kneeling in prayer.

"And who are these people?" the man asks.

"Shh!" whispers Saint Peter, "Those are the Mormons - and they think they're the only ones up here!"

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