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BYU Student from So Cal

There was this BYU student from Southern California who wanted to take advantage of winter sports in Utah. She went to the library and started studying all about ice fishing. She then went out on the ice, set up all her stuff, and sat down.

All of a sudden, a bellowing voice from above said, "There are no fish under the ice".

Startled, she got up and moved to a different spot. Right as she began to sit down, the voice from above spoke again, "There are no fish under the ice."

Frustrated, she got up and walked to a third spot on the ice. She sat down and set up all of her gear.

Once again, the voice spoke, "There are no fish under the ice."

Now the BYU student was very mad. "God, is that you?" she asked.

"No!," the voice replied, "it is the manager of the ice skating rink."

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