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Guess Who

The newlyweds were opening their wedding gifts when they discovered an envelope with two tickets to a popular play inside. Included was a simple note that said, "Guess Who?"

The pair spent quite a few minutes trying to guess who would have given the tickets to them, but failed in their effort.

Failing in their guesses, the couple attended the play anyway and had a delightful time. They then returned home, still trying to guess the identity of the gift giver. However, upon entering their home, they were shocked to find it stripped of all of their belongings.

Sitting in the middle of the counter was a note, in the same handwriting as the previous note, which said, "Now you know."

- Adapted from a joke in Jokes for All Occasions, New York, Edward J. Clode, 1921

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