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Heaven for Cats

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gates and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours - all you have to do is ask."

The cat says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."

Peter says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. Peter meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat.

The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could each have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."

Peter says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, Peter decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. Peter gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

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