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Scriptural Advice

Brother Roskelly went for his yearly medical check-up. When the examination was done, Brother Roskelly asked his doctor, "How am I doing?"

Dr. Redd explained, "For an eighty-year-old, you're doing remarkably well."

Seeking information, Brother Roskelly asked, "Do you believe that I will live to be a hundred?"

Not being a member of the Church, Dr. Redd questioned, "Do you smoke?"

"No," answered Brother Roskelly.

"Do you drink?"

"No."

"Do you chase women?"

"No."

"Do you gamble?"

Again, Brother Roskelly answered, "No."

Dr. Redd asked sincerely, "Why, then, do you want to live to be a hundred?"

- Submitted by:  Bruce E. Dana

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