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Clocks in Heaven

A man has just died and is being shown around heaven. He comes to a very large room with lots of clocks in it and asks what the room is for."

"Well," says Saint Peter, "This room is where we track all of the sins that are happening on earth. Every person there has a clock, and whenever they sin, it moves ahead 5 minutes."

The man walks around the room and notices that all of the members of his ward are in the same area so he spends some time watching different people he knows to see how good or bad they are being.

After a while, he realizes he has not seen the clock for his bishop, so he asks Saint Peter about it.

Saint Peter replies, "Well, it's really hot in the hallway, so we moved it out there so we could use it as a fan."

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