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The LDS Missionaries and the Lion II

Two elders were tracting in the African bush when they came across a large lion. One of the elders immediately reached in his bag, retrieved a pair of sneakers and started to put them on.

The other elder couldn't believe his eyes. "You'll never be able to run faster than that lion," the elder exclaimed.

"I don't have to," replied the other elder, "I just have to run faster than you."

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