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Cars in Heaven

The Relief Society President dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter explains that everyone in Heaven is given a car to drive around and the kind of car depends on how good he/she was on Earth.

Since the Relief Society president had been true and faithful, she is given a red Lamborghini and starts driving around among the clouds.

Two days later though, the Relief Society President swerves off the road and hits a nearby cloud, demolishing her car and sending her to the hospital.

Her visiting teachers come by and visit her in the hospital and ask her what happened.

"Well," said the president, "I was driving along, minding my own business, when I suddenly see the Bishop ride by on a skateboard...."

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