The Bad Habit
A brother in the ward had a bad habit of running over lawyers whenever he saw them walking along the street.
One day, he happened to have the bishop with him in the car. Suddenly, up ahead of him, he saw a lawyer on the sidewalk.
"Oh no," he thought as the urge to swerve and hit the lawyer started creeping up on him, "What will the bishop think of me?"
Unable to control himself any longer, he aimed directly for the lawyer, but a sudden urge of will-power came over him, and at the last second he swerved out of the way.
Deeply shaken, the man pulled to the side of the road. "I'm so sorry, Bishop," he sobbed.
"Don't worry about it," the bishop replied, "I got him with the door."
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