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The Catholic, the Methodist, and the Mormon

Three men, a Catholic, a Methodist, and a Mormon all died and are in line at the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter greets the Catholic and asks, "What religion are you?"

The Catholic replies, "I'm a Catholic."

Saint Peter gives the man a beer and a bag of pretzels and says, "Welcome to Heaven" and lets him in.

Saint Peter then greets the Methodist and asks, "What religion are you?"

The Methodist replies, "I'm a Methodist."

Once again, Saint Peter gives the man a beer and a bag of pretzels and says, "Welcome to Heaven" and lets him in.

Saint Peter then greets the Mormon and asks, "What religion are you?"

The Mormon replies, "I'm a Mormon."

Saint Peter pauses for a moment and starts yelling, "Can't ANY of you Mormons just go to h-ll!? I don't have time to make another batch of punch and cookies!"

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