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Come In

The elders were out tracting. They knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint, high pitched, "Come In" from inside the house.

They tried the door and it was locked, so they went around to the back door. They knocked and once again heard the high pitched "Come In."

So they opened the door and stepped in to the kitchen. Immediately, a large, mean, snarling Doberman met them.

Plastering themselves against the wall, one of them called out for help. From the other room came the words once again, "Come In."

Perplexed, the missionaries slid along the wall to the living room, peeked around the corner, and saw a parrot in a cage. Relaxing a bit, the senior companion smiled and said, "For Pete's sake, is that all you can say --- 'Come In'?"

The parrot laughed and said, "Sic 'Em!"

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