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Nurses at the Gates

Three nurses died and were standing in line at the Pearly Gates.

The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven."

Saint Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard."

Saint Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."

Saint Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file.

After a few minutes Saint Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven . . . for five days."

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