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The Limo

President Monson had just finished giving a talk at BYU and was being driven by limousine back to Salt Lake City.

President Monson had never driven a limo before, so he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and lets President Monson takes the wheel.

President Monson turns on to I-15 and decides to accelerate a bit and see how fast he can go. The limo easily gets up to 70 without any problems, then 80, then 90, and finally, it hits 100 MPH.

As he pulls around the Point of the Mountain, however, the limo passes a speed trap. President Monson sees the flashing lights in his rear-view mirror, pulls to the shoulder, and waits for the Utah Highway patrol officer to come to he window.

The officer looks in, and says, "Please hold on for a minute." He then returns to his car and radios in, asking to speak with the chief.

He tells the chief, "I just pulled over someone who is REALLY important and I need to know what to do."

The chief replies, "It's not the Mayor again, is it?"

The officer replies, "No, even more important."

"It isn't the Governor, is it?"

"No, keep going...", replies the officer.

Well, WHO the HECK is it!?", demands the chief.

"I don't know for sure. But he's got the prophet for a chauffeur!"

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