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Departed for Heaven

A country minister posted this notice on the church door: "Brother Smith departed for heaven at 4:30 pm."

The next day, he found penciled below his note: "Heaven, 9:00 am: Smith not in yet -- great anxiety."

- From The Improvement Era (A predecessor to The New Era), May 1968.

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