Home News Games Polls Jokes About Previous Joke Next Category Departed for Heaven A country minister posted this notice on the church door: "Brother Smith departed for heaven at 4:30 pm." The next day, he found penciled below his note: "Heaven, 9:00 am: Smith not in yet -- great anxiety." - From The Improvement Era (A predecessor to The New Era), May 1968. Previous Joke Next Category Copyright 2011 by The Mormon Zone.  All Rights Reserved. Suggest a Joke Gentile Jokes Mormon Joke Categories: Mormon Top 10 (15) Bible Jokes (46) Home Teachers (6) LDS Missionaries (39) The Bishop (24) High Councilor (18) Lightbulbs (12) Short Jokes (63) Longer Jokes (51) Book of Mormon (9) Might be a Mormon (74) Celestial Kingdom (29) College Rivalries (37) Other Jokes (9) Knock Knock Jokes (5) Fractured Songs (7) True Stories (10) Mormon Joke Index

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