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Not Attending an LDS Church

Top 10 Signs You are NOT Attending a Mormon Church.

10.  All the men have long hair.
9.  No announcements.
8.  Meetings all start on time.
7.  Nobody shakes your hand.
6.  No jello salad served at the activities.
5.  No minivans in the parking lot.
4.  Meeting ends on time.
3.  No cheerios in the pews.
2.  Greeter asks "smoking or non-smoking?"
1.  Bishop reports 100% home teaching last month.

- A Mormon Zone Original

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