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How's the Wife?

A brother in the ward was 50 pounds overweight and it was creating problems in his marriage, so he decided to schedule an interview with his bishop to seek help.

“Brother Smith,” the bishop said, “Here’s what I want you to do. I want you to jog 10 miles every day for the next 30 days. At the end of the 30 days, call me and let me know how things are going.”

Brother Smith agreed. At the end of the 30 days, he called the bishop, very excited. “I did just as you said and I have never felt better in my life!” he exclaimed over the phone.

“Great!” replied the bishop, “And how’s your wife?”

Brother Smith paused and then replied with agitated dismay, “How should I know, I’m 300 miles from home!”

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