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Ambushed Soldiers

During the Vietnam War, a group of LDS Soldiers were ambushed. Fire was exchanged and, unfortunately, one of the young LDS soldiers was hit in the chest.

Due to the intesity of the battle, the others had no choice but to retreat, leaving their friend's body in the tall grass. Later that night, however, back at the camp, they saw a figure moving towards them. One of the soldiers yelled out, "Who is it?"

Out of the shadows stumbled the LDS soldier.

The group stood in disbelief, wanting to know how the soldier had survived.

The soldier reached into his jacket and pulled out a pocket version of the Book of Mormon with a bullet lodged in it. Holding it high in the air he exclaimed, "Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets through Second Nephi!"

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