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Many of the "Gentile" persuasion in Utah have taken to calling members of the church "Mo's."
Well, the truth is that being called a "Mo" isn't so bad. While it's not exactly a term of endearment, Mo beats some of the other things I've been called - lots of them by fellow Mo's. To ease the tension, between Mos and gentiles, I've come up with a brief Mo Lexicon. Practice these terms, learn to be comfortable with your Mo-ism.
NO MO: Non-Mormon.
MO NO MO: Apostate Mormon.
MO NOPOLY: Utah.
MO TOWN: Provo.
MO PEDS: People walking across the street to Temple Square or the MTC in Provo.
MO HAIR: Missionary standards haircut.
PO MO: A financially challenged Mormon.
MO LASSES: Mormon Babes!!
MO TEL: Bishop's interview.
SU MO: Grad of BYU Law School.
MO GUL: Large white Utah bird frequently seen in Church history books, parking lots and dumps.
MO RALLY: Third quarter BYU drive against the U of U.
MO SEY: Mormon Standard Time.
LOCO MO TION: Post-game exodus from Cougar Stadium.
MO NOGOMY: LDS marriage practices.
MO NOTONY: High councilor talks. Also refers to the ward choir.
MO TIF: Two or more Mormons engaged in a heated difference of opinion.
MO LDIE: Older LDS member, temple worker, high priest, etc.
MO SIAH: Italian member's expression of dismay.
MO TION: What LDS do to coffee, tea, tobacco and alcoholic drinks.
MO B: Desert.
MO BILE: Trailer park Mormons.
MO BILE (pronunciation of the town): Tithing.
MO BIUS: A proud aclamation of one's LDS'ness.
MO BIUS STRIP: Only performed in modest or appropriate circumstances.
MO DEL: Where the Mormon farmer hangs out.
MO DERN: A Mormon cuss word - softer than "fetch."
MO DIFY: A Mormon in open rebellion.
MO DULATE: How outsiders refer to "Mormon Standard Time"
MO DULE: Since killing isn't allowed, it usually amounts to scripture chase.
MO HAWK: Mormon's in favor of war.
MO HICAN: An strong supposition that a particular male LDS is able to do the task in question.
NO MO MO: What Governer Boggs tried to achieve.
NO MO MO MO: What Governer Boggs tried to achieve and the state in which he tried to achieve it.
MO LDS: What we get when we do our missionary work and from "filling the measure of our creation".
MO CKING: Thomas S. Monson.
MO CCASIN: Drinking coffee.
MO LAR: One who doesn't do his hometeaching, but says he does.
MO NARCH: A Mormon DEA Agent.
MO NOPHOBIA: Why Mormons have so many kids.
MO RA: Go BYU!
MO REOVER: A Mormon dog.
MO RROW: Where a pew is found.
MO ROSE: Flowers that adorn the church podium.
MO SAIC: Needs to call the home teachers for a blessing.
MO SLEM: Salt Lake City's West Side.
MO NOLINGUAL: First week in the MTC.
MO LYMPICS: SLC in 2002.
MO P: LDS Missionaries get one of these days each week.
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