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Eve's Conversation

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve is praying and says, "I have a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"I'm lonely. And, I'm sick to death of apples!"

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"What's a 'man'?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego, and an inability to empathize or listen to you. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger and faster and more muscular than you. He'll be extremely gifted at fighting and hunting."

"That sounds wonderful," says Eve, with curiosity.

"Eve, you can have him on one condition."

"What's that?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

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