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True to His Faith

The old man was a regular at the bar. He came every week and had exactly three drinks, stayed for a few minutes, and then left.

One day, the bartender struck up a conversation with the old man and asked why he drank alone. The old man said that when he was in Vietnam, he had two close friends. They entered into a pact to meet every Friday at this bar and have a drink together. But his two friends didn't come home, so every week he came and drank for them at the appointed time.
One day, the man came in and told the bartender to just give him two drinks.

The curious bartender asked why he now only drank two instead of three drinks.

The old man replied, "Last week I joined the Mormon Church and now I can't drink alcohol."

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